Here’s Why Christmas is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
The REAL reason we celebrate Christmas, what’s bullshit about it, and why it’s ruining America. Here’s why Christmas is dumb.
Here’s Why Thanksgiving is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
Each year, we celebrate Thanksgiving by doing… basically nothing. All to honor a story that’s not as accurate as you think. Here’s why Thanksgiving is dumb.
Here’s Why Labor Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
From its nothingness to the nothingness it has helped to create… Here’s why Labor Day is dumb.
Here’s Why Independence Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
Celebrating Independence Day is operating under two assumptions: America is better off sovereign, and it happened on July 4th. You’re about to choke on your Coca-cola and load your gun, cuz we’re going to tackle them both. The truth about … Continued
Here’s Why St. Patrick’s Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
It’s all wrong, from the way we celebrate down to the color green. Here’s why celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America is dumb.
Here’s Why Groundhog Day Is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
You know about the groundhog named Phil, but do you know the secretive organization behind this 150 year-old rodent? Here’s why Groundhog Day is dumb.
Here’s Why New Year’s Eve is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
The real origins, the truth behind New Year’s resolutions, and Ryan Seacrest’s puberty. Here’s why New Year’s Eve is dumb.