Here’s Why Thanksgiving is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
Each year, we celebrate Thanksgiving by doing… basically nothing. All to honor a story that’s not as accurate as you think. Here’s why Thanksgiving is dumb.
Here’s Why Halloween is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
From the creepy traditions to the origins that are so bad they’re scary, here’s why Halloween is dumb.
Here’s Why Independence Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
Celebrating Independence Day is operating under two assumptions: America is better off sovereign, and it happened on July 4th. You’re about to choke on your Coca-cola and load your gun, cuz we’re going to tackle them both. The truth about … Continued
Here’s Why Easter is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
The real reason we celebrate… Easter Bunny’s big secret… The mystery behind all those eggs… Here’s why Easter is dumb.
Here’s Why New Year’s Eve is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
The real origins, the truth behind New Year’s resolutions, and Ryan Seacrest’s puberty. Here’s why New Year’s Eve is dumb.