Here’s Why Christmas is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
The REAL reason we celebrate Christmas, what’s bullshit about it, and why it’s ruining America. Here’s why Christmas is dumb.
Here’s Why Thanksgiving is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
Each year, we celebrate Thanksgiving by doing… basically nothing. All to honor a story that’s not as accurate as you think. Here’s why Thanksgiving is dumb.
Here’s Why Halloween is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
From the creepy traditions to the origins that are so bad they’re scary, here’s why Halloween is dumb.
Here’s Why New Year’s Eve is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
The real origins, the truth behind New Year’s resolutions, and Ryan Seacrest’s puberty. Here’s why New Year’s Eve is dumb.