Here’s Why Labor Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
From its nothingness to the nothingness it has helped to create… Here’s why Labor Day is dumb.
Here’s Why Independence Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
Celebrating Independence Day is operating under two assumptions: America is better off sovereign, and it happened on July 4th. You’re about to choke on your Coca-cola and load your gun, cuz we’re going to tackle them both. The truth about … Continued
Here’s Why St. Patrick’s Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)
It’s all wrong, from the way we celebrate down to the color green. Here’s why celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America is dumb.